Produced by The ValleVette Touch
Starring “The Evil Monkey” as Hairy Potter.
I’m just going to put this here, because 1. I worked very hard to make this 2 years ago when Harry Potter and the first Planet of the Apes was released. and 2. Because I just saw Dawn of the Apes and it made me think of this silly thing. 3. If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d update this picture with the ape now holding a gun.
I know I whined and tried to drum up some pity for my surgery, but in the end, I’ll be sad to see them go. I started to feel a bit like a secret bad-ass, having stitches on my body.
Saturday night, after leaving the Joan Jett concert and driving to the next bar, there was a man that had this unusual crutch. His knee was bent and underneath was a shortened post, not too unlike a pirate might have, sans the rest of the leg. I was tempted to pull up my shirt and say, “You think that’s bad, look at this beauty I won when I dodged a crazy woman’s knife!”
Farewell, my chance to tell a whopper of a tale.
Send me asks with birthday wishes and silly questions and make me feel special. Mmkay?