a.k.a. Goblin Girl

Last weekend, I scared away a miniature raptor.

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This man makes me so happy.  I can’t stop giggling.  This is how I picture myself when I’m out at bars, although he probably makes it look better.

The stitches come out this morning.

I know I whined and tried to drum up some pity for my surgery, but in the end, I’ll be sad to see them go.  I started to feel a bit like a secret bad-ass, having stitches on my body.

Saturday night, after leaving the Joan Jett concert and driving to the next bar, there was a man that had this unusual crutch.  His knee was bent and underneath was a shortened post, not too unlike a pirate might have, sans the rest of the leg.  I was tempted to pull up my shirt and say, “You think that’s bad, look at this beauty I won when I dodged a crazy woman’s knife!”

Farewell, my chance to tell a whopper of a tale.

TODAY’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Send me asks with birthday wishes and silly questions and make me feel special.  Mmkay?

Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

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It has begun.  She’s even asking if she can put the final results on her Facebook.  I’m a supahstah!

It has begun. She’s even asking if she can put the final results on her Facebook. I’m a supahstah!

Mr Roboto is one of my all time favorite songs.

corgiaddict:

SMILE!

And Good Morning, Tumblr.

corgiaddict:

SMILE!

And Good Morning, Tumblr.

tmc102464:

Dog Playing!

tmc102464:

Dog Playing!

Only watch this if you’ve had a really horrible day and need 6 minutes of something to uplift your spirits.  After all, life could be worse and you could be this person… me.

A couple of days ago I was playing with karaoke songs on youtube and decided to record myself trying to do songs, including this Bohemian Rhapsody, that I haven’t ever tried before.  Needless to say, I wasn’t planning on sharing this with others because it’s pretty embarrassing, but also at the same time, I find it pretty damn funny.  I mean, how many of you would be willing to let something like this get into the public, especially when it’s your first try, you don’t know all the words and you’re not even wearing any make-up or clothing?  It gets especially wild and silly toward the middle and end, so maybe it’s worth a good laugh.

For those of you brave enough to stick it out and watch all of it, let me know what you think.  It’s currently private on my youtube, so not sure I want to make it even more public or have those of you that care enough for me to tell me if I need to burn it and burn it soon!

In the meantime, I’m leaving it here and going bowling… with make-up and clothes on.

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