a.k.a. Goblin Girl

Coming to a Tumblr Near you!

the-vallevette-touch:

image

Produced by The ValleVette Touch

Starring “The Evil Monkey” as Hairy Potter.

I’m just going to put this here, because 1. I worked very hard to make this 2 years ago when Harry Potter and the first Planet of the Apes was released. and 2. Because I just saw Dawn of the Apes and it made me think of this silly thing.  3.  If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d update this picture with the ape now holding a gun.

Yeah I know.  I’m real mature.

(Source: the-vallevette-touch)

Last weekend, I scared away a miniature raptor.

(Source: the-vallevette-touch)

This man makes me so happy.  I can’t stop giggling.  This is how I picture myself when I’m out at bars, although he probably makes it look better.

The stitches come out this morning.

I know I whined and tried to drum up some pity for my surgery, but in the end, I’ll be sad to see them go.  I started to feel a bit like a secret bad-ass, having stitches on my body.

Saturday night, after leaving the Joan Jett concert and driving to the next bar, there was a man that had this unusual crutch.  His knee was bent and underneath was a shortened post, not too unlike a pirate might have, sans the rest of the leg.  I was tempted to pull up my shirt and say, “You think that’s bad, look at this beauty I won when I dodged a crazy woman’s knife!”

Farewell, my chance to tell a whopper of a tale.

TODAY’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Send me asks with birthday wishes and silly questions and make me feel special.  Mmkay?

Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

(Source: the-vallevette-touch)

It has begun.  She’s even asking if she can put the final results on her Facebook.  I’m a supahstah!

It has begun. She’s even asking if she can put the final results on her Facebook. I’m a supahstah!

Mr Roboto is one of my all time favorite songs.

corgiaddict:

SMILE!

And Good Morning, Tumblr.

corgiaddict:

SMILE!

And Good Morning, Tumblr.