Today on Facebook, I saw this advertisement for a “miracle cream”.  I had to roll my eyes.  I think I know what her secret fix is.

Today on Facebook, I saw this advertisement for a “miracle cream”.  I had to roll my eyes.  I think I know what her secret fix is.

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Unless you think you can spell well, that is.

Unless you think you can spell well, that is.

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Me pulling up to the pick-up window at McDonald’s and a young gentleman handing me my food and drink.

ME: “May I have some packets of ketchup, or whatever they’re called these days?”

YG: Offers me a handful of ketchup packets with a smarmy grin.  “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of ketchup.”

ME: “Is that so?”  With one raised eyebrow, I take the mysterious packets, but one falls on the ground.

YG: “Oops!”

ME: Leaning in with my own smarmy grin. “Think I can get another?”

He hands me another packet or two, as we continue to exchange our silly grins.

This is why I can never leave the house.  I’m just oozing with too much sex appeal.

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I mustache you to eat me.

Thanks.

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Last weekend, I scared away a miniature raptor.

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I guess you could say that today was one of the crowning moments of my life.

I guess you could say that today was one of the crowning moments of my life.

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Source: x

Source: x

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Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

Would you believe I had actually bought BBQ pellets, pierogies, waffle fries, lasagna, shrimp and a diet soda?

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While waiting for my internet to return today, I doodled for about 10 mins. 
I don’t know how to art.

While waiting for my internet to return today, I doodled for about 10 mins. 

I don’t know how to art.

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We all have our own versions of new year resolutions.  This is what I found on the keyboard and table this morning.

Apparently one of my husband’s resolutions is to help me with mine.

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While walking around Bourbon Street, we came across a photo op that couldn’t be denied.

While walking around Bourbon Street, we came across a photo op that couldn’t be denied.

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I saw these 2 magazines next to each other and had to do a double take.
2 different magazines, 4 different photos, but uh….

I saw these 2 magazines next to each other and had to do a double take.

2 different magazines, 4 different photos, but uh….