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I’m so high maintenance …

Even my ass has a therapist.

Feel free to reblog and add to the list.

Thanks to my photo-set about making cake-pops, I woke up to about 80 likes and reblogs!  Not only that, but I also gained enough followers to go past the 100 mark!  So first off I’d like to say “Yay!” and “HELLO” to my new followers.  Part of what I love about tumblr is the interaction so please feel free to say hi.

Secondly, what takes the “cake” on this day, is this particular comment amongst my sea of likes.  I found it hilarious and have spent the last hour trying to come up with the perfect response.  Unfortunately I can’t decide so I thought I’d let you all choose my choice:

  1. "HOLY SHIT!  My parents have Tumblr?"
  2. "That’s right.  Now get off my blog!"
  3. "You’re obviously the new one around here."
  4. "We’re OLD, we’re BOLD, and we’re sticking around like MOLD!”
  5. A gif of Jack Nicholson as the Joker in “Batman” saying “We’ve been ratted out here boys…. watch it!”.
I find that to be hilarious!!! Perhaps I’ll have my wife photo-bomb my license picture OOORRR I’ll photo-bomb my own license picture!!

Well you could certainly try.  I remember when I had to get my new picture taken, I asked the man if I could make a really bad face.  I actually wanted to make the worst driver’s license in the history of i.d.’s but the guy said that lot of young people ask him that and he says no.  He said that sometimes they do it anyway and then he has to take the picture again.  I didn’t want to give him a hard time, since he was a nice guy, so I tried to cooperate and said maybe I could do a deadpan or something.  He then caught me off guard by taking the picture while I was looking off to the side, so now I definitely have a license that belongs in a mugshot portfolio.

True Story.  See?  From now on you can call me Shifty Eyed McFly.

Wonder what makes me look more wild; my new tattoo or this hair?

Wonder what makes me look more wild; my new tattoo or this hair?

Just got done with the outline and not a single tear was given.

Just got done with the outline and not a single tear was given.

What do you guys think?  I understand it’s not perfectly the same but so many of the features do seem very similar.  Don’t we look like we could be sisters or maybe one of me younger and older?

What do you guys think?  I understand it’s not perfectly the same but so many of the features do seem very similar.  Don’t we look like we could be sisters or maybe one of me younger and older?

I vandalized my local Target, but I did it with TVVT love. I would have spelled out tumblr, but alas, no u’s!

I vandalized my local Target, but I did it with TVVT love. I would have spelled out tumblr, but alas, no u’s!

Skyrim

So… today I get up all groggy and not too excited about the day.  Suddenly, my husband says he bought something for us to play.  He then proceeds to pull Skyrim out of a sack and wave it at me coquettishly.

I was like: “I WUB MY HUBBY

We then have to wait for what seems like 100 hours to download all the shit, register onto Steam… yada yada yada.  Then of course my husband was ready to gouge out his eyes as I hmm and haaa at which race I want to use, how it looks, what to name her, and so on and so forth.

Start playing and accidentally hit the “`” sign.  Don’t hit that.

In spite of thinking I broke the game, I enjoyed myself quite a bit.  I was grabbing lots of goodies during the first chapter and feeling pretty proud of myself.  Unfortunately, I was also getting some motion sickness.  

So then I was like: “Y U NO Make me feel good?

I swap seats with Hubby and watch him play, all while trying to tell him to check this or that corner for extra loot.  I squirm while he plays and try not to be too bossy.  Then suddenly he dumps a lot of the loot I had accrued during my turn.  Didn’t ask me, he just “BAM.”

At first I was just like, “It’s cool bro.

Then about a minute later, we realize we had made it through the first chapter.  

We haven’t started the second but now I’m thinking that maybe we could have… I dunno, SAVED ALL THE SHIT I HAD COLLECTED?!!!

I was suddenly like: “I’ma choke a bitch.

Moral of a story is that I make a terrible backseat rpg’er.  Also, there are three things to live by:

  1. Don’t change a black man’s radio station.
  2. Don’t roll on Shabbas.
  3. And don’t ever dump another bitch’s loot right before you can sell it.