First off, I made a ZOMBIE VIDEO! It’s the first thing I’ve ever written, directed, and produced.
Secondly I am a woman entering the next phase of her life, hopefully with an open heart and open mind.
Although uncertainty and trepidation are tagging along behind me, I hope to continue to be led by my desire for creativity and inspiration.
As you can see, I have an eclectic taste in what I find touching and amusing, but I hope somewhere in the array of what I share, you’ll find something that you like.
Welcome to my little corner of the world. I hope you’ll stay a while and share this new journey with me.
I’ve started to be a bit lax in doing this, but when I’m not sure what to do on any given day, this is what I’ll shoot for:
Snapshot Sony Sunday
Movie and Music Monday
TMI or Tidbit Tuesday
Weepy or Witchy Wednesday
(now called Weighty Wednesday)
Fun or Funny Friday
Spaghettios Dude Saturday
I find that to be hilarious!!! Perhaps I’ll have my wife photo-bomb my license picture OOORRR I’ll photo-bomb my own license picture!!
Well you could certainly try. I remember when I had to get my new picture taken, I asked the man if I could make a really bad face. I actually wanted to make the worst driver’s license in the history of i.d.’s but the guy said that lot of young people ask him that and he says no. He said that sometimes they do it anyway and then he has to take the picture again. I didn’t want to give him a hard time, since he was a nice guy, so I tried to cooperate and said maybe I could do a deadpan or something. He then caught me off guard by taking the picture while I was looking off to the side, so now I definitely have a license that belongs in a mugshot portfolio.
True Story. See? From now on you can call me Shifty Eyed McFly.
So… today I get up all groggy and not too excited about the day. Suddenly, my husband says he bought something for us to play. He then proceeds to pull Skyrim out of a sack and wave it at me coquettishly.
I was like: “I WUB MY HUBBY”
We then have to wait for what seems like 100 hours to download all the shit, register onto Steam… yada yada yada. Then of course my husband was ready to gouge out his eyes as I hmm and haaa at which race I want to use, how it looks, what to name her, and so on and so forth.
Start playing and accidentally hit the “`” sign. Don’t hit that.
In spite of thinking I broke the game, I enjoyed myself quite a bit. I was grabbing lots of goodies during the first chapter and feeling pretty proud of myself. Unfortunately, I was also getting some motion sickness.
So then I was like: “Y U NO Make me feel good?”
I swap seats with Hubby and watch him play, all while trying to tell him to check this or that corner for extra loot. I squirm while he plays and try not to be too bossy. Then suddenly he dumps a lot of the loot I had accrued during my turn. Didn’t ask me, he just “BAM.”
At first I was just like, “It’s cool bro.”
Then about a minute later, we realize we had made it through the first chapter.
We haven’t started the second but now I’m thinking that maybe we could have… I dunno, SAVED ALL THE SHIT I HAD COLLECTED?!!!
I was suddenly like: “I’ma choke a bitch.”
Moral of a story is that I make a terrible backseat rpg’er. Also, there are three things to live by:
- Don’t change a black man’s radio station.
- Don’t roll on Shabbas.
- And don’t ever dump another bitch’s loot right before you can sell it.