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Double date night tonight.  Restaurant and then karaoke.  Am I ready to risk embarrassing myself again?

Double date night tonight.  Restaurant and then karaoke.  Am I ready to risk embarrassing myself again?

I still think this is all shenanigans but…..

shynerdgirl:

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This right here is just giving the police free reign but be out in force (& all in your business should you chose to go out tonight) and for folks (w/ evil in mind regardless) to act up. 
Best advice: just stay in tonight. 
If you have to go out, do so before dark. Hit up the liquor store early, grab some popcorn, & rent a movie. 

Don’t give anyone a reason to fuck with you. Stay safe y’all. 

XOXO - Shana B.

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Yeah.  Some people maybe wanted to find an excuse to dress up and have a little fun, but you know there will be others that take it way too seriously.  If this turns out to be real, in any kind of way, I hope everything turns out okay for anyone involved.

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

Spending time with Mr. Barlow will cause pernicious anemia.

The Sounds Of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel

Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence

I am so exhausted.

My mother, brother and niece will be here any minute.  Up to this point in the week, it has been a flurry of sewing and cleaning and organizing and finding and setting and gah…

I really started to stress yesterday when I realized that not as much of the house was complete like I had anticipated, but then after cleaning into the midnight hour last night, I finally started to feel like everything was coming together.  That being said, I still worked almost all day to add finishing touches to the guest bedrooms and bathrooms. 

My body is aching like crazy.  I’m glad tonight will only consist of eating and relaxing, since tomorrow it’s time to head off to the Fawn-Doe-Rosa.  Sadly, I never really got much of the lower half of the house finished.  I hope no one will care.

nikkilipstick:

bitten-kitten:

darthmoonmoon:

theblacklacedandy:

kateordie:

goddamnstupidusername:

Ve Neill is my favorite makeup artist of all time. 

A total legend, for sure.

*bows to her skill*

Ve is amazing okay.

YES. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. 

PLEASE COME 2 MY HOUSE AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE BEETLE JUICE EVERYDAY<3

I love watching her on “Face Off”.  If she really likes something, she’ll call it “bitchin’”.

I still have so much left to do.  The guest bedrooms will look nice, as will the upper level and kitchen.  The lower level&#8230;. eh&#8230; not so much.  Think they would mind if there&#8217;s still a lot of clutter on the lower level?

I still have so much left to do.  The guest bedrooms will look nice, as will the upper level and kitchen.  The lower level…. eh… not so much.  Think they would mind if there’s still a lot of clutter on the lower level?

balitosisx:

fattyfourlyfe:

errrthanggoodbitchiworeacondom:

albea-man:

lovetoamonster:

tattedgodd21:

tequilaandtiramisu:

freshmouthgoddess:

foxxxynegrodamus:

beyoncesupremacy:

nedahoyin:

90sdefect:

If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck.

Look at his face.. He got at LEAST one nut..

He found God

how is he not dead ?

Perhaps, my favorite gif set on tumblr.

u kno he busted all kinds of nuts

I’m dying omgg

Bruh.😯

They wudda saw my print in .5 seconds! I wudda busted atleast 3 times

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? JESUS LORD ALL MIGHTY!

Like… the noise that comes out of my mouth every time i see this gifset…

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

tehjennismightier:

aseaofquotes:

Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

This post reblogged from my bed, where I have been for about 12 hours.

Just came from mine.  I wanted to stay but got too much shit to do before Thursday evening.

tehjennismightier:

aseaofquotes:

Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl

This post reblogged from my bed, where I have been for about 12 hours.

Just came from mine.  I wanted to stay but got too much shit to do before Thursday evening.

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

balitosisx:

afro-art-chick:

Idris Elba | Details Magazine | September 2014

Idris Elba makes me want to be a better man.